one kawaii mother fucker
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.
[via]

theclearlydope:

He’s got my vote.

[via]

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

kerrybearw:

I literally haven’t loved something that much, since like… my family.

brandomarlons:

Marlon Brando accepting the Oscar for Best Actor at the 1955 Academy Awards for his role as Terry Malloy in On the Waterfront 

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.

shaworu:

What she really means

shaworu:

What she really means

iamtonysexual:

all right boys

our mission is to FUCK

THE MOON

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ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh